Just Blowing Smoke...: The "Stuck on Stupid" Dictionary #33

Apparently the staff disciplinarian here at Just Blowing Smoke has achieved a modicum of success through the occasional beating of the lazy lexicographers?working on?the "Stuck on Stupid" dictionary.? And though?it would be difficult to say that morale has improved, these 'enthusiasm enhancing episodes' appear to do have had at least some impact on?the quantity, if not?the quality of their efforts.? (Personally, I just think they're jealous of the Cheetos that we supply to the DJBSS in their attic Command Center.)? Senior staff will continue to search for new ways to 'inspire' greater output.

Now for those of you who have somehow managed to miss previous postings in this area (shame on you, now go back and read all of the postings under the label of dictionary), the SOS dictionary is a reference guide to terms which nominally mean something to the rest of the English speaking world, but appear to mean something entirely different when looked at in a political context, especially to those us who have come to understand the often peculiar vernacular of politics in Toledo, Northwest Ohio ... and sometimes even the nation as a whole.

Tuition:

1.?A sum of money?imposed for the purposes of defraying the costs associated with an education annually on a per student basis.

2. A sum of money which is usually considered too low for the purposes of defraying the costs of a K-12 education annually on a per student basis; possibly because the charges carry a 'veil of invisibility' from being?spread over property tax payers whether they have children in school or not.??(This is?not to be confused with the?sum paid for the same?K-12 education at private schools, which is usually less, and paid for by the parents who use it directly to those schools in addition to the taxes which they otherwise pay.)

3. A sum of money which is usually considered too high when paid to an institution of higher learning for?a college education annually on a per student basis; in spite of the fact that it's nearly?identical to the sum paid for the K-12 education.? (The difference in how this number is perceived may be due to the fact that it has lost its 'veil of invisibility', is not spread over property tax payers whether they have children in school or not, and must therefore be paid for either by the parents or the students themselves? ... even if they have to borrow the money to do so.)

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